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Eric Woolfson



Alan Parsons is probably best known for the engineering work on Pink Floyd's seminal album "Dark side of the Moon". He teamed up with Eric Woolfson to form the Alan Parson Project. Eric Woolfson decided to write a musical project based on Freud. Three years later the show opened in Vienna in December 1990. The CD of the music is different to the show but both share the same source. Artists on the album range from The Flying Pickets, Kiki Dee, Leo Sayer and Eric Stewart to one rendition by Frankie Howerd.

A new wesbite by Tiu de Haan is in preparation (info correct 11 November 2006) and full details will be provided here when the site is ready to launch.

I also dug out my DTS surround version of the album (4 channel quadraphonic) and gave it a spin this morning - very lush!


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Freudiana cover art

Sects Therapy - copyright Eric Woolfson

I was lonely and depressed
Having fled the family home
When i met an old acquaintance
I had only barely known

And i told her over tea
Of my worries and my woes
And a morbid fear of eating beans
In tightly fitting clothes

And she said psychoanalysis was just the thing for me
And she knew a mayfair analyst i really ought to see

So i went round to his rooms
And he saw me right away
Though he asked a sum of money i could ill afford to pay

But i lay down on the couch
By a bowl of flaccid flowers
And i talked and talked and talked and talked
For hours and hours and hours
And he told me tales of oedipus with great authority

And he asked me if my mother
Wore stiletto heels and rubber
And i realised that this poor soul
Was more confused than me

Well the shock was so profound
That i fled into the strand
Where i saw a hare krishna group
And joined in with the band

This was just the life for me
Free of worldly goods and care
And i chanted and i ranted
Round and round trafalgar square

I converted tens of thousands and they joined us then and there

But the bagwan was so jealous
That he called me over zealous
Then he threw me out
When i refused to cut off all my hair

(dr. ruth, dr. ruth, why not write to dr. ruth?)

So i wrote to dr. ruth
And she helpfully proposed
I should join a nudist colony
And throw away my clothes

All that sun upon my flesh
Would set my libido free
And would guarentee much more of it
Whatever 'it' may be

But i don't feel that i was quite equipped for such a life

Fair of skin just like my sisters
Too much sun would give me blisters
So i think i'll turn the whole thing in

And go home to the wife

Alan Parson albums:

Tales of Mystery and Imagination: Edgar Allan Poe (1976/1987)
I Robot (1977)
Pyramid (1978)
Eve (1979)
The Turn of a Friendly Card (1980)
Eye in the Sky (1982)
The Best of the Alan Parsons Project (1983)
Ammonia Avenue (1984)
Vulture Culture (1984)
Stereotomy (1985)
Gaudi (1987)
The Best of the Alan Parsons Project Vol. II (1988)
Instrumental Works (1988)
The Definitive Collection (1997).